The Sneakers Chronicles


Short Legs, Full Stomach




My son, Phil, and the old man with a full bag thanks to the
little dog with short legs.

    "Where do we stand now," said Skip.

    "That last bird Brandy pointed was number five," replied Keeper. Keeper is the owner/operator of a game bird farm.  "You've picked up all those I put out along the road and down along the creek bottom.  We must have walked over the first bird.  But these birds sat tight today.  You've got 5 out of the 8 I planted."

    We were standing together having traversed and criss-crossed the full 100 acres of sorghum, weeds and grass - my son, Phil, my niece's husband, Skip and his friend, Joe along with his son, Mike, and my dog, Sneakers, a 13-inch black and white beagle/border-cross with three years experience flushing pheasant.  We'd been out two and a half hours.  Keeper had become concerned an hour into the hunt and fetched his young German pointer, Brandy.  Claimed the birds were sitting too tight.  On a previous hunt, he had remarked on how difficult it must be for my small dog with the short legs to work in the tall stuff.  Hell, when you're built a couple of inches off the ground the "tall stuff" is a stroll in the park.  You don't go over it, you 'tunnel'.

    Phil lives in New Jersey, doesn't have a Pennsylvania license and had jumped at the chance to do some hunting for a small fee while home for the Thanksgiving holiday.  This was Skip's second paid hunt.  Joe was there to accompany his teenage son who was just learning how to wing shoot.

    Phil had done well - three birds.  Skip bagged one and Mike had scored on a nice cock bird.  I had had some shots, but couldn't claim any hits.  As usual, I was as interested in how Sneakers was performing as in the hunt itself.  The two of us already had over a dozen pheasant from stocked game lands in the freezer, so if we came up empty it wouldn't be the end of world.  For the season, I figured he had put a bird up for me every half hour on average.  Were I a better shot there might be as many as two dozen or more in the freezer.  I was also curious about the trained pointer the Keeper had abruptly put into our group.  Sneakers and I normally hunt solo. Sneakers had put up three birds before Brandy joined the hunt.

    Our last swing brought us more or less back to our original starting point.  All five hunters, the Keeper, and the two dogs had been over this ground twice.  I could see that Keeper was hoping we'd call it a day.

    I hadn't quite made up my mind about the use of the Keeper's dog.  True, he was big, strong, and could cover a lot of ground as opposed to Sneakers who tends to work close, keeping pace with me, and worrying a scent to death.  And for a group hunt, perhaps the big dog is more desirable. Especially when the hunt is by the clock as well as the number of birds.

    But my experience with Sneakers was that of careful, steady tracking.  If a bird is on the ground, Sneakers invariably finds it.  And chases it down.  I remembered the previous season when I lifted on a nice cock bird only to see Sneakers in the bead hanging onto the cock's tail!  That was my first pheasant without firing a shot.  He had proven himself many times by digging out birds buried in grass or weed.  With the right wind he could scent a bird up to sixty yards away.  He also has been good at marking...we rarely leave a cripple in the field.

With the introduction of the second dog, the hunt had became disjointed...Skip and Joe  put their hopes on the ranging pointer, Phil and I stayed with the plodding Sneakers.

    And that's the way we arrived at this casual wrap-up - Sneakers between Phil and myself, the rest arrayed around Keeper and his big German pointer.

    "It's up to you guys," Keeper was saying, "we can do another swing up higher and maybe Brandy can locate the first bird."

    I glanced at Phil, then down at Sneakers.

    Suddenly Sneaker's tail shot out, whipsawed the air.  Nose down, he plunged into a clump of grass at Phil's feet.

    "Hold on," I yelled to the group, then, "Get the bird, Sneakers!"

    No pointing nonsense here!  Knowing that the bird would explode within a fraction of a second, I checked my field of fire.  Sneaker's "yip" and the beating wings of the hen and shouts of "bird" filled the air.  I managed not to hit my son with the first shot.

    "Hit," Skip called out.  The bird started his tumble, three other shots were fired and the bird came down about fifty yards away.

    Several minutes later Joe and Mike were present when Sneakers located the hen in the water of a small brook that flowed thru the abandoned farm.  Brandy was ranging well beyond the crash site of the bird.

    Eight birds planted, six bagged:  Short-legged dog = 4, long-legged dog = 2

    

    

Copyright September 12, 2006 Thomas P. Dewey